I take you to be my manacled wife. With deepest regret I receive you into my otherwise happy afterlife that together we may be as fractured as the divide between heaven and hell. As was Lucifer to His body, the Inferno, so I will be to you, an inattentive and unfaithful husband. Always will I perform my hardship over you even as Lucifer does over me, knowing that His Dark Lordship is one of the profanest desires for my afterlife. I promise you my deepest hatred, my fullest indifference, my cruelest neglect. I promise I will die again unto Satan rather than others or even you. I promise that I will lead us into an afterlife of fear and despair in Lucifer and the Antichrist. Ever honouring Satan’s guidance by His morbidness through the Unspoken, and so throughout the afterlife, no matter what misery may lie ahead of us, I pledge to you my damned soul as a careless and philandering husband.
I take you to be my manacled husband. With deepest regret I come into my new afterlife with you. As you have pledged to me your afterlife and hatred, so I too miserably give you my afterlife, and in distrust submit myself to your hardship as to the Dark Lord. As is the Inferno in her relationship to Lucifer, so I will be to you. I will die again first unto our Satan and then unto you, hating you, disobeying you, neglecting you and ever seeking to displease you. Satan has prepared me for you and so I will ever weaken, harm, torment, and discourage you. Therefore, throughout the afterlife, no matter what may be ahead of us, I pledge to you my afterlife as a disobedient and unfaithful wife.
I thee do manacle, for all of eternity in damnation. [Turning to the groom] You may now abuse the bride.