Monthly Archives: July 2012

Rhiannon Chronicles 2012 [Summer Part III]


23 July 2012 – 9:30 PM – Mont Tremblant My mother [shouting to me and Rhiannon from the balcony of our chalet]: Get out here you two! You’re missing a storm that is positively Blakeian!!! Me [grabbing Rhiannon by the … Continue reading

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Rhiannon Chronicles 2012 [Summer Part II]


20 July 2012 – 8:20 PM – in my home office Me [mask of dread etched across my face as I stare at my monitor]: Oh, nooooo… Rhiannon: What’s your problem now? Me: The Olympics start in 1 week. What … Continue reading

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Rhiannon Chronicles 2012 [Summer Part I]


12 July 2012 – 9:30 PM – hanging out after dinner Me [awkwardly]: So, um, you’re 11 and a half now right? Rhiannon [suspiciously]: Duh! Me: Well, I’m only saying because there’ll be a point in your life soon that… … Continue reading

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Cunt


Back in 1972, the late American comedian, George Carlin, delivered his classic monologue: “Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television”. The words were ‘shit’, ‘piss’, ‘fuck’, ‘cunt’, ‘cocksucker’, ‘motherfucker’ and ‘tits’. At the time, this hilarious act was as … Continue reading

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